Sleepers and Scouts by Phillip Murrell

Author:Phillip Murrell [Murrell, Phillip]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781981002955
Published: 2018-06-04T04:00:00+00:00

“So, the self-proclaimed gods of the universe are at it again,” Papa Nutmare complains to his radio audience.

“What now, Papa?” Shattered Blanket asks.

“I’m glad you asked. You see Yama finally won at something. The Demons’ win is the first time any professional team from Yama has won the championship. So, of course, the people want to celebrate. Yes, that means some ass clowns out there take it too far, but it’s no different than any other big city. Apparently, the Templars of Anus decided Yama is different. They caused panic and resulted in even more injuries when they impinged on the personal freedoms of hardworking Americans.”

“People got hurt, Papa? That’s scary.”

“Relax, SB, I’ll keep you safe. Just hold onto my pocket.”

“Yay!”

“Maybe I’m the one overreacting, Driblets, but when you gas people, they panic and run. Am I being naive in thinking that those thirteen people injured from being trampled would have been fine if the auggies weren’t trying to be the vocal minority?”

“Some might say that it’s because we’re talking about Yama,” Shattered Blanket suggests.

“If anyone needs a pass it’s the people of Yama. We have to deal with more auggie shit than anyone because of our proximity to Colberton. I don’t know what that little city has, but it draws the auggies like flies to shit. In addition to that, until the last few years, the Demons have sucked. They were as worthless as old douche water.”

“Mmmm, now I’m thirsty again,” Shattered Blanket interrupts.

“The toilet’s that way. Let me finish my thought.”

A sound effect of a dog licking water is played over Papa Nutmare.

“Quiet!”

“Sorry,” Shattered Blanket says.

“You want to know what part of the problem is, Driblets? It’s because we now have a famous auggie. Gallery’s stunt last month has emboldened these people, and the Templars are using that to their advantage. Gallery, you may have amazing tits, and I thoroughly enjoyed motorboating them, but you’re now banned from this show. Call your mothership and get the hell off my planet!”

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